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mushroom tap 

to forcebaly smack someone on the forehead with a penis, thuse leaving a mushroom-shaped wealt on face
dude i so mushroom tapped that chick
mushroom tap by faroramzes October 29, 2003

Mushroomhead 

Thought to be the Best band ever. Has a very concentrated and loyal fanbase. Started out in "C town" aka cleveland
Members include-
Jmann-Vocals
Jeffery Nothing-Vocals
Skinny-Drums
Bronson-Guitar
Stich-Samples
Shmoltz- Keyboards
Pig Benis-Bass
Gravy-Guitar
Mushroomhead The most origonal band in history
Mushroomhead by FilthyHAnds March 22, 2004

pronounced mushroom head (PMH) 

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.
What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).

mushroom stamp 

slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window
we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window
mushroom stamp by ass master January 18, 2003

Mushroom Princess 

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...
I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.
Mushroom Princess by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010

chocolate mushroom slap 

After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap
James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."