the millennial way

A lesbian sex act

emma: we can solve the no premarital relations thing the millennial way!
natalie: LETS GET IT ON

by localcarpetkiller July 8, 2021

Millennials

goofy ahhh old ahh hoes

Gen z: *breathes*

Millennials: MILLENNIALS ARE THE BEST, BLAH BLAH BLAH, THIS GENERATION KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SLAVERY *continues*

Gen Z: *ignores because it’s one-sided beef*

by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025

millennial money

The futuristic development of entrepreneurial wealth.

Tochi’s Company is the step towards millennial money.

by The Nicole Brand March 10, 2019

millennialize

when a millennial trivializes their way out of an uncomfortable conversation, or situation to avoid being wrong, or taking responsibility for their action(s) or inaction(s)

Please don't millennialize the fact that you didn't recycle that empty soda can that you left in the refrigerator again, honey. Just recycle it next time.

by Vageena Lopez July 29, 2017

Millennieitis

The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".

Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.

"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"

by arnoldmd November 6, 2017

book millennial

A millennial who reads all the y.a. books they can find on their kindle; reads all the books that are literal straight porn.

i’m scared of book millennials and their bookshelves.

book millennials get zero dick/pussy.

by bookmillsarescary March 9, 2021

Millennial Mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.

Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.

by Skippy n family March 10, 2019