mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

You got Mickey Mouse?

When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang

Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”

Starling: “what??!”

Person A: “Mickey mouse”

Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”

by ohgeeohmy June 22, 2022

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025