Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
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Get the gg mick mug.A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.
Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.
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dude 1: if you change your engine from a v6 to a v8 you'd have to change your front springs.
dude 2: alos your brakes
dude 3: i fell down the stairs today!
Dude 3 would be the slipper mick for he gave no benefical info to the conversation
dude 2: alos your brakes
dude 3: i fell down the stairs today!
Dude 3 would be the slipper mick for he gave no benefical info to the conversation
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Get the slipper mick mug.Has a massive cock. were talking borderline train size. can rail you into next week. also very funny and ruggedly handsome.
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