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miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"
by MasterBater February 4, 2013
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Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip
by Halex69club February 1, 2019
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miracle 7

Why is miracle 7 on some dumb shit again
by The7ThMiracle October 4, 2021
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Miracle Fry

The Miracle Fry is the holy grail of fries. It is the full size fry you find in the bottom of a fast food bag after finishing your meal.
Daniel: mmhmm that was some good food

*peers into fast food bag*

Daniel: omg, I found a miracle fry!
by StringsEh April 18, 2021
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Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.
My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"
by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023
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Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product
I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
by xroger6769 August 16, 2012
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Miracle

Miracle- a shaggy ass booty bitch she know here couchi stink inside and out and it be burning u say imma hoe at least my couchi don't stink
Miracle aka nightmare can u take a fucking shower😂
by Maylasia Hawkawns October 26, 2019
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