Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

Melvin

Melvin is a gay that suck at playing games. He usually has a lot of friends, but he prefer to sleep than socialize with other

Boy : Look how gay melvin is

by Mr. Osas November 23, 2021

Melvin

The opposite of Mellose

Sometimes you Melvin, sometimes you Mellose.

by Wende M.A. January 9, 2022

Melvin

A front wedgie.

“I gave frank a Melvin. His balls were hurting for the rest of the day.”

by POONTANGODOWN October 13, 2018

melvin miller

Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.

melvin miller stop making me laugh.....

by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017

Melvin

A fine ass nigga

My crush is a Melvin

by I’mahoe May 28, 2019