Melvin

An insult that can be used as a replacement for any other insult.

You are such a Melvin!

by existiert September 25, 2023

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him

girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Melvin

A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles

Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.

by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021

Melvin

Melvin is one of the most social persons in the world. He always knows what to say. They mostly have curly hair and love music and biking. He always knows what to do and never gets bored. He’s the kindest, most loving person you will ever meet. You can’t unnotice him. He’s the hottest guy in the room. Usually only child.

What a Melvin! Everybody notices him!

by Kikkererwt3 November 21, 2021

Melvin

Laura’s amazing, precious boyfriend. godly in bed 😻best kisser !! cutest fat cheeks you’ll ever see

you wish you had a Melvin.

by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021

Melvin

Name

My name melvin

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Melvin

He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend

Melvins a bozo but he’s my friend

by Usogueyguey November 7, 2021