melissa

the ruler of the known universe, melissa is higher than man and god

all hail melissa

by fuckyouimmelissa September 15, 2020

melissa

a girl who’s extremely emo and doesn’t have a lot of friends and had major trust issues

bro i feel like a melissa

by Melissa Edie March 10, 2019

melissa

Acronym: MELISSA: My Entire Life Is Spent Striving Ahead

A very driven woman in her 20s or 30s eg that new girl is a real Melissa.

by socialwatcher December 16, 2008

melissa

Name for a girl that likes to parttake in sexual acts in public places or places with high risk of being seen. Places include but are not limited to airplanes, cars, bathrooms, under a blanket with people in the room, etc

Melissa, we cant do this right here, people are watching.

by BradenHaileyAlyssaCayden February 22, 2009

a melissa

When a girl you haven't known very long drives her dad's truck over to your house, parks outside on the side side street and proceeds to suck your dick in the backseat.

It's gonna be a good Friday bro, I'm getting a Melissa tonight!

by nadayabiz June 1, 2016

melissa

a naive country bumpkin.

someone who fails brilliantly at relationships.

an old worn out prude.

That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her?

No she is fine that's just a Melissa.

Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!

by akjowiensl September 26, 2010

melissa

a she devil.

The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.

Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.

Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)

Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!

by secondtimesnotacharm October 13, 2010