A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014
Get the mullet landing a marlin mug.A tribal form of ritual fuming involving either the grinding of seal testicles into a powder smoked in an elephant ivory pipe, or, speaking of elephants, the rectal rim of an elephant calf that has been blended and treated into a rubber-paste, burned to ash, then rehydrated and smoked in a cigarette.
a: "Jesus, you're gonna maclin? I thought that killing seals was bad!"
b: "I just ship in elephant rectum en mass so that I can do it and keep my job as an environmentalist
b: "I just ship in elephant rectum en mass so that I can do it and keep my job as an environmentalist
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A person that is very active and social. Madlin is also funny to be around and loving. Madlin is cute but sexy and dirty minded.
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"I saw that girl while I was mallin."
"I saw that girl while I was mallin."
by Aimee Domnsz June 25, 2008
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