kegal maximus

noun; a woman with a vagina of supreme tightness.

Dude, Kara's a kegal maximus. You gotta hit that.

by Vaginatarian22 December 14, 2010

asscrackious maximus

being the biggest asscrack ever seen

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"

by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010

stupidus maximus

A term drawing insipration from the Harry Potter series which means a person with a very high stupid quotient. A person who takes stupidity to a whole new level.

Teacher: There are 5 birds sitting on a tree branch. I fire my gun and one bird dies. How many birds are left on the tree branch?

Stacy: 4

Teacher: None. They are disrurbed and scared by the gunshot and fly away.

" Stacy is stupidus maximus, like duh"

by Ballisimo October 15, 2013

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Lqtmus Maximus

1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!

Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."

by John NutNocker April 8, 2009

bowloadious/maximus

A title given to an individual by his/her peers for their incredible ability to literally smoke anybody under the table.

Dude, that hit was whimpy, you said you had iron lungs, wait 'til bowloadious/maximus gets here, your boasting will cease!

by g.e.tyrone May 3, 2006

Rudus Maximus

Someone of rude nature. The ultimate in rude. A person that is being beyond the normal rude nature.

That Rudus Maximus always yells at me.

by Sleerts December 8, 2009