Maris is a beautiful girl, usually tall. Her smile lights up the room. She makes people’s day better with her humor and personality. She is very smart but sometimes gets too attached. She has many friends and people envy her looks and character. If you ever find a Maris keep her as close as possible.
by edenboi69 October 28, 2019
Get the Maris mug.A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.
Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.
Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.
by Ben Frey May 4, 2006
Get the Maris mug.An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.
Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.
by Feebs October 2, 2003
Get the Maris mug.1. The girl who is always perfect and can do no wrong ever.
2. A term of endearment
3. When at a party/club and you forget someones name it is acceptable to call them "Mary". This only works if the indivudal is a woman, transvestite, drag queen, or homosexual man.
2. A term of endearment
3. When at a party/club and you forget someones name it is acceptable to call them "Mary". This only works if the indivudal is a woman, transvestite, drag queen, or homosexual man.
1. "Jesus! Mary could burn the fucking house down and get a medal for it."
2. "Oh I love you too Mary!!!!"
3. "Hey Mary where's the bathroom?" "Down the hall and to the left you saucy bitch"
2. "Oh I love you too Mary!!!!"
3. "Hey Mary where's the bathroom?" "Down the hall and to the left you saucy bitch"
by Mary Evyone Crenshaw January 2, 2011
Get the Mary mug.A seemingly innocent girl, frequently seen as sexually inexperienced and prudish; one who is still a virgin; fresh meat. A Biblical reference to Mary giving birth to Jesus while still a virgin. A derogatory term.
Person 1: "That girl is such a prissy little prude!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's waiting till marriage."
Person 1: "What a mary!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's waiting till marriage."
Person 1: "What a mary!"
by zeureeka May 18, 2006
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