Mop top

long shaggy haircut

the kids pointed and laughed at the mop top august

by jon doe May 27, 2003

get mopped

Fuck off. You’re full of shit.

“Mop off”

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night”

Get mopped.

by swag mc muffin February 19, 2021

Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

mop up

To have to rewipe one's ass a few hours after a shit.

Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.

Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.

by cut the cards August 8, 2022

twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

Mop-head

A person with long hair and is highly annoying

Person1 "Did you see thatMop-head the other day."
Person2 "I know so annoying, I just want to stick him in a bucket!"

by XTheBadMonkeyX August 19, 2016

Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

by Sandy4ever98 March 28, 2019