Millennial Spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time

Bro that millennial spliff got me faded

by TheShlow October 1, 2019

Millennial Moderator

Millennial Moderator is an online library of informative articles (called Mods) that cover a variety of topics including technology, finance, business, personal development, lifestyle and more. Each Mod is designed to provide readers with valuable, practical knowledge that can help them live a better life. Millennial Moderator was built in June, 2018 by Aleksey Weyman.

Have you checked out Millennial Moderator?
Yeah, they have really great Mods.

by Aweyman January 9, 2020

Millennial Nightmare

Living back at your parents house as a grown ass adult due to unfortunate circumstances!

Yoo you heard Kyle lost his job? He's back living the Millennial Nightmare!

by whosurdaddy69 January 23, 2020

Millennieitis

The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".

Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.

"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"

by arnoldmd November 6, 2017

millennial twat

Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.

Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"

by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017

Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023

Millennial boomer

A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.

Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.

by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023