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When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
by LouDAMan, TMAN October 16, 2008
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lincoln tunnel

When you stick a tube in your girlfriends ass and send little cars down it.
My man gave me such a good lincoln tunnel for my birthday.
by billbobby March 18, 2008
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lincoln style

The act of platonically or semi-platonicly sleeping with another man.

Not uncommon at the time, Abraham Lincoln would often sleep in the same bed with other men during his time practicing law in Illinois. Hence sleeping "lincoln style" or "lincolning up" is adopting a male bedfellow for the sake of convenience, or necessity. While the arrangement is assumed platonic, nothing is certain once the lights go out.

Also known as lincolning up
Since we accidentally booked a hotel room with only one bed, tonight me and Bob are sleeping lincoln style.
by Westofelize June 27, 2016
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You say this dark/macabre humor phrase to lighten things up when both people have been discussing sad topics. You laugh a little bit because it is so bad to say and then you move on to talking about lighter subject things again. It is a segue (pronounced seg-way) / (a conversational bridge)from sad subjects back to lighter ones.

I find it very useful, although some people have not heard it before and they get confused and don't know what you are talking about, so you have to explain it to them. Then they laugh and you both move on to lighter subjects.
Wow, that's too bad that your friend's sister's hairdresser's brother got in a car accident and lost his pinky toe. (both people feel sad and there is silence and conversation is halted) and so another person says , "But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play!" Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? And that is a shocking and awful thing to say, but it makes people laugh because it is so shocking and awful. Do not say this though if something is really really sad, because it will not lighten things up and it will make people mad and hurt their feelings.
by QUEENBEETV March 8, 2017
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The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.
My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.
by The Poops September 9, 2005
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Ab Lincoln

when you know your going to get oral sex so you trim your pubes before save the clippings and right before you cum you pull out of the bitchs mouth come on her chin and then stick the pubes on the cum.
I Ab Lincolned that bitch last night and she still wanted me to fuck her.
by Paco's Tacos December 11, 2008
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stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.
"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."
by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008
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