No Lesbians Die

The term "No Lesbians Die" is a tag on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and references the history of queer women being killed off in television; in shows like "The 100" and "Thirteen". A fanfiction written for one of these fandoms or similar fandoms may include the tag to show that the queer women in the story won't be killed.

"Can I read your fanfic?"
"Sure, but don't worry, No Lesbians Die."

by wemournourdemocracy July 11, 2025

Ill Lesbians Yapping

Also written as “Ill lesbians yapping,” it’s used as a less serious version of ily (I love you).

Marly: Hey, I just wanted to let you know value our friendship and you’ve changed my life for the better.

Sofi: Ill lesbians yapping 😭💗

by ieatsalmonraw December 22, 2025

ur dad lesbean

ur dad isn't gay, gae, or lesbian he is a lesbean .

mica- ur dad is gae
sarah- hes white
mica- so ur dad is a lesbian
sarah- no what the heck I said he is white
mica- so he's an lesbean
sarah- no ur dad lesbean

by whosrory March 6, 2022

levee of lesbians

Levee is the proper term for a grouping of lesbians. As in a "herd of cattle" or a "gaggle of geese".

A synonym for levee is dike/dyke, hence the connection.

We thought we were gonna roll over that other team in our beer league softball game, but they were fully stacked with a levee of lesbians who played D1 college ball.

by SinDonor dammit October 14, 2022

I'm in lesbians with you

A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.

Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"

by Cammyreal August 21, 2024

non participating lesbians

A woman that is over a male behavior but desires non-sexual friendship , shared goals, duties and joint financial contribution.

EXAMPLE : Grace and Frankie moved in together after their divorce, are they lesbians? No, they are Non participating lesbians.

Example: Jill is exhausted after cooking and cleaning up after her husband and children with no help from her husband. She now seems a non participating lesbian relationship.

by Gwatts December 21, 2023

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023