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Lars

Lars is your hot, high school teacher crush who you randomly meet during a night out in the city several years later. You drink a beer with his friends and make out in the rain like a Taylor Swift song. A few days later he invites you to Engehave Park where you drink coffee and almost play lawn games before he admits to having a highly pregnant girlfriend. You don’t talk for half a year but then he randomly calls you at work. You ask if he still has a girlfriend and he lies and says no. But then you meet his friends during a night out and find out it’s a lie. He stalks you to find where you live and drops off flowers with a love declaration letter and ask you to meet him at Frederiksberg Garden a few days later. You go and dumps all of his emotional bullshit on you and STILL has a girlfriend but basically asks you to wait for him.
Cecilie: I am fucking angry and you should never write to me again.

Lars: sorry. I just want to see you. I counldn’t control myself. I know it is ruined now.
by S1lle April 6, 2022
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cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Lars

A man that’s is super gay and closeted
Damn you a Lars
by Vrp1234 October 25, 2018
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Lars

A Lars is known for dogging and other shenanigans.
Me: what are you?
Him: I am a Lars. I love sweaty balls.

Me: Ok.
by BLIPPBLOPPBLAPP January 12, 2023
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lars

A weird kid who always cheats in games and has a very dumb head. He always simps for the Girls.
We bout to kill that weird ass kid lars
by carrot312 July 12, 2020
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Lar

A bad bitch that turns everyones head. If someone calls you a Lar its a huge compliment.
Dude, look at that Lar over there.
Wow, she really is a Lar.
by DoraTheMfExplorer April 20, 2020
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Lar

She’s a creative, hopeful, inspiring artist, who brightens everyone’s mood- and who am I kidding? You’re name is Clara, and you’re trying that one TikTok trend.
She’s such a Lar!
Girly, that’s not a word
by ClaraWhoLovesGiraffes September 6, 2021
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