Leave Britney alone

Etymology: from Chris Crocker's desperate cry to leave Britney coo-coo bird Spears alone, which led to him taking all the heat.
Usage: 1. encouraging someone who is talking bullshit or madness or is being pathetic.
2. saying or promising someone something just to shake him or her off.
3. when having no words to describe what you are doing or have done.

1."yeah, man!! I mean really, leave Britney alone" ;
"not only that, they should also leave Britney alone";

2."sure thing, I'll call you and will have lunch, and leave Britney alone... sure.."

3."what do you mean i haven't done anything all day. I've been leaving Britney alone."

by e-shy April 8, 2008

The Leave Behind

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again.

"Do you have everything, Doll? No Leave Behinds now - that was just a one-night stand."

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

leave out

To exit in an outward direction. As opposed to exiting inward. That's probably not even possible, but maybe like a disappearing girl in a magic act? Who know.

Q: "Where's Tyrone?"
A: "Oh he left out."

"I'm about to leave out, see you on Monday."

by Breck Stein October 27, 2008

lavest

Produce of african man stuttering.

"What's your favourite colour mate?"

"It's gree...gr...gr...g...g...gre...in the lavest."

by Nicojc April 23, 2014

Slick Leave

The art of taking off from work feigning illness, or some other family or personal emergency, when one wishes to be off for other reasons that would not be approved by the boss!

Yea, I heard Tom took off from work yesterday. I know he's on slick leave, because I saw him fishing on his boat yesterday!

by Glenn K. Garnes September 27, 2005

Can't Leave the Hand

When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.

Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.

Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...

Guy #1: :'(

by Judge Ex June 12, 2009

dick leave

time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.

my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!

by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009