Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 03, 2017

Piss-In Kitchen

Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.

Trish's new apartment in Tijuana has a Piss-In Kitchen.

by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010

Kitchen People

People in the kitchen at any given time

I'm going to take these dishes back downstairs so the kitchen people can have them again.

by JezykaFreak September 10, 2010

kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners

"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."

by schwarze katzen May 06, 2021

Soup Kitchen

When homeless people partake in sexual activity in a car.

Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.

Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?

Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.

by illeppilifttam August 07, 2010

clean kitchen

If a woman keeps her pussy in a neat/tidy state in regards to pubic hair. Does not necessarily mean hairless in that region but can often mean that.

"Do you keep a clean kitchen?"
"Yes! I wax all the time!"

by mojario May 06, 2007

Go to the Kitchen

a derogatory term used to describe a woman. similar to hooker, bitch, wench. often used with the term 'make me a sandwich'

Harley: I want to go to that concert too!
Kevin: Shut up. Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by PenellyElly January 20, 2011