n. 1. King of Dirty Old Men
2. Kingdom of Dirty Old Men
3. A DOM that encourage other man to transform from closet pervert to a proud DOM.
A man with the dirtiness that can out DOM the rest of the DOM. Basically the leader of all dirty old men. To be a King DOM you gotta be witty as well on top of plain dirtiness. He has to be able to crack dirty jokes subtly or straight up vulgar.
It can also be referred to as the circle of DOM, their kingdom.
Their activities includes but not limited to perving at females and male, thinking about sex all day, watching porn, making dirty jokes, masturbating, fucking, stealing women underwear as collections, butt pinching and whatever they can get.
2. Kingdom of Dirty Old Men
3. A DOM that encourage other man to transform from closet pervert to a proud DOM.
A man with the dirtiness that can out DOM the rest of the DOM. Basically the leader of all dirty old men. To be a King DOM you gotta be witty as well on top of plain dirtiness. He has to be able to crack dirty jokes subtly or straight up vulgar.
It can also be referred to as the circle of DOM, their kingdom.
Their activities includes but not limited to perving at females and male, thinking about sex all day, watching porn, making dirty jokes, masturbating, fucking, stealing women underwear as collections, butt pinching and whatever they can get.
Girl at backyard: My underwear are stolen again!
DOM: What a haul! We added lots of collections today!
King DOM: Well done guys, *rubbing the bra on his face* let's move on to the girl school next!
DOM: What a haul! We added lots of collections today!
King DOM: Well done guys, *rubbing the bra on his face* let's move on to the girl school next!
by Delinger March 12, 2011
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The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
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The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"
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Hey you heard of that Holdyn biggot?
Hey dont talk about eh King of Positivity like that. "Spread the Love not the hate"
Hey dont talk about eh King of Positivity like that. "Spread the Love not the hate"
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“Sam kiszka from Greta van fleet plays the keys better than anybody I’ve heard , and he’s so sexy!”
“He’s the Clav King”
“He’s the Clav King”
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Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!
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