Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.

Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?

by Falling Elements January 23, 2018

Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.

"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."

by DareelJesus May 15, 2021

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023

That guy is a real keg lake!

by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023

Kegging

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed

I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.

Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!

by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023