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Karma Rape

When the Lurking Trolls on Reddit Decide it's a Great idea to Downvote Questions because they feel Superior.
Karma Rape Downvotes by people who don't care about a question.
by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 12, 2020
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turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.
Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma
by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021
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blitz karma

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!
by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010
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Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff
Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(
by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019
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karma-gret

The basic theory when you do something good and something awful happens in return and vice versa.
I Karma-gret covering a shift for my co-worker, and missed out on free concert tickets.

OR

I stole someone's tickets to a basketball game, while I was there I found $100...karma-gret
by karmalot April 1, 2013
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TXT KARMA

When someone insults, discredits, or drags the K-pop group Tomorrow X Together, legend says that five minutes later the group will receive and add another achievement to their list.
"txt are a bunch of losers"
"tomorrow x together flops"

*5 minutes later*

"The Chaos Chapter: Freeze by the K-pop group, Tomorrow X Together extends their record as the longest charting 2021 album by a Korean act on Billboard."

"ah the txt karma y'all"
by hakikaru September 6, 2021
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penis karma

The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
I must be (literally) sitting on a goldmine to have penis karma this good!
by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010
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