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Kaleb

A really annoying huge idiot who doesn't do anything with their life and lives in his parent's basement. He's an INSANE psycho and GirlCRAZY. One who goes to prison twice a week
Omg why are you hanging out with that kaleb he'll get you stuck in prison
by ZEDDYGOD April 12, 2022
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Kaleb

Kaleb is a guy that has an equivalent IQ of two Cheerios. A Kaleb always loves to make gay jokes that aren’t really jokes because he’s being serious because he’s gay. Kaleb’s are cool guys and you should get one in your friend group.
Hey is your name Kaleb?
Yeah how did you know?
You act gay all the time duh.
by DefinitelyNotBread69 October 26, 2020
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Kaleb

An annoying person who won’t leave you alone ever.
Kaleb is such a douchebag.
by Kalebisadouche September 13, 2022
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Kaleb

A little fat bitch who is a nigger and dad left him and they also don’t get any bitches
You a Kaleb type nigga
by Hi I like balls November 21, 2021
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Kaleb

kaleb is someone who will show you true kindness
you will feel honored to have a kaleb in your life
kalebs are the embodiment of excitement for life and passion and curiosity
kalebs drive to your house when you feel down and bring with them persimmons and care
kalebs give you helpful advice after carefully listening to your thoughts and feelings
kalebs randomly pick up acorns, flower petals, and dead moths and gift them to you
they laugh and cry and sing with you. you will feel so full of happiness with them
they point out the unnoticeable things in nature. and you will start to notice the unnoticeable too!
kalebs will show u where the sweet grapes are; hidden within the leaves
they watch the stars with you and call you when the moon is beautiful
kalebs makes you glad to be alive
they can make mistakes but they deal with them with so much humaness—-and you can learn so much from that
they are someone you want to grow beside and live life with
kalebs are crazy spontaneous
and loves cherryblossoms and orchids and lotuses and kirby
kalebs will share their dreams with you. and happiness. and joy. and anger. and every emotion in between.
kalebs are most passionate when sharing their knowledge and love and experience
kalebs make you feel so deeply grateful that you got to meet them in this life
you need a kaleb in your life; they will make u appreciate it a lot more
kalebs are so cool. they will send you songs randomly; they are theme songs to your emotions
by freesprout February 18, 2022
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Kaleb

A boy who is straight but everyone thinks he’s gay. He’s very funny and popular.
“Kaleb is so funny.”
by i dropped my hydroflask September 26, 2019
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kaleb

very big man has a wife named tammy. sexy and cool.
hi tammy want some nacho cheese its me kaleb
by kenlecanadaman January 18, 2023
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