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Oklahoma Orange Juicer 

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.
Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?

Joaquin's Jizz Juicer 

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
Joaquin's Jizz Juicer by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

poopjok and juicejok

Ethereal beings made out fecal matter (NOT A JOKK!!!!!!!). These gods travelled far and wide to obtain the coveted piss and shit powers.
I worship god!
Oh really? I choose to worship Poopjok and Juicejok

New England Juicer 

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

The Norwegian Juicer 

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.
Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!