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Jonathan

pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.
oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!
by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020
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A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.
Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.
by You know I’m right May 5, 2019
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Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.
WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!
by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020
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Jonathans (or also called Jon at Hans cock) are a rare example of how to express shesh.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
by keineLegende April 27, 2021
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A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.
Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.

All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020
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Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad
Oh look at Jonathan he small
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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