John

An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.

No Johns

by Kinkydong April 9, 2019

John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.

Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB

by lickingcorn October 5, 2017

John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.

"Fuck you John"

by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022

John

A good looking confident man who has woman always hanging on. Has an extremely strong work ethic and is very chill most of the time.

Can be very selfish and thoughtless at times but will do anything for the people he truly cares about.....which is a small group.

Is very loud and blunt and is a huge music lover. Doesn’t live in the past and rolls with the flow.

John is so amazing 😉

by Pink harley October 8, 2019

John

john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much

John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing

by johnpi8 December 13, 2022

The Johns

currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.

The Johns are at it again!

by blokzberry July 11, 2006

John

Is a bitch

Johns a bitch

by RicanKev May 14, 2020