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Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.
Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.
by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012
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Jefferson's syndrome

to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence
I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down
by Isaac Semelwies March 21, 2013
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Jeffery Chong

A gay cunt who cok sucks his moms dick and wines about a 9 year old on twich who looks like high sky!Watches naurto and is already going to area 69 !
YOu fucking gay Asian Jeffery Chong!Your a gay pot head!
by CuntGayBitchDady August 3, 2019
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Jefferson

by Shringe hunter September 11, 2019
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Jefferson

Some rude chatter that I just wanted to help me. Closed the chat on my. What a fat bloke. Dumb nonce.
Fat nonce Jefferson closed the chat on me. Wow.
by oofstuff November 8, 2019
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Dirty Jefferson

The act of giving or receiving a rim job that occurs anytime after the recipient has taken a shit and not showered afterwards.
Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.
"Hey I received a Dirty Jefferson off this chick last night"

"Damn, that's nasty!"
by Dong Megatron January 4, 2014
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Thomas Jefferson

any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future

he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.

Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.

Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.

Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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