Jo Johnson

Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him

Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson

Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance

Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson

Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*

by Maugh October 12, 2021

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Jo Bug

Experiencing a sudden lethargy that keeps you from moving.

Nah Bey Chee Bye! I can't get my arse off my seat. I think I caught a Jo Bug.

by santelamour September 29, 2010

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nola jo

the loudest person you will ever meet

wow that nola jo is really loud

by Airhead16 November 5, 2019

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like a jo

When you do something waaaaay too stupid, not just regular stupid, or blonde stupid. You did that act of stupid, like a Jo.

Person: wow I tried to get out of the car without unbuckling my seatbelt. Like a Jo.

Sara: hey I'm Sara
Person 2: hi I'm..... I'm....
Sara: did you just forget your name?
Person 2: yep, like a Jo

by hatelove January 9, 2014

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