The act of getting a woman named Jill to kill you because you too much of a coward to do it yourself
by Jerome2123 December 13, 2020
A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.
Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.
Friends: She just played the Jill Card.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.
Friends: She just played the Jill Card.
by Chuckadoodledoo January 29, 2008
by Dinobinoid December 04, 2006
The Female Version of a Jack off. A useless, lazy waste of life who spends most of her time with her head up her ass and cannot be depended on for anything. Usually found laying around watching TV or texting when she should be working or doing something constructive.
by dungeonsun April 10, 2011
by Simon Cowels May 23, 2008
the perfect couple and can never be broken apart. even if they break up and find a new romance they always find a way back to each other. Dylan and Jill have a special connect that can never be broken. they will one day get married and have 3 kids together. Dylan has a deep adorable voice that Jill craves and Jill is a beautiful mystery that only Dylan has solved. Dylan and Jill are perfect for each other <3
person #1 : Dylan and Jill are a cute couple.
person #2 : I wish I had a romance like Dylan and Jill
person #2 : I wish I had a romance like Dylan and Jill
by Dylans cute voice May 15, 2020
To be in a state of not being Jill.
by Chris-dizzle May 10, 2006