Jesus

A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants

I want me a jesus

by Carlos vegas March 15, 2017

Jesus

A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.

Girl 1:Has any one seen that one boy
Girl2 : oh that's Jesus the cutie.

by Crazy life March 14, 2017

Jesus

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.

OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him

by Puffblower April 07, 2019

Jesus

Not real

Did that Santa is Jesus

by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020

Jesus

The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ

Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where

by Guy1715383 February 16, 2017

Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 February 24, 2016

Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020