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jellyfish

it is a sex position
i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife
by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021
mugGet the jellyfishmug.

JellyFishe

some bitch yall will find on discord
awwwwwwwwww shit it JellyFishe
by manbabychildpersonhuman June 25, 2021
mugGet the JellyFishemug.

jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
mugGet the jailhouse jellyfishmug.

Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them
Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.
by 2sad2bswag May 8, 2023
mugGet the Jellyfishmug.

jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
mugGet the jellyfish clubmug.

Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle
"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."
by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023
mugGet the Jellyfish wafflemug.

sleazy jellyfish

An orgy in the ocean or any other body of salt water.
Damn that Sleazy Jellyfish the other night, water is defiantly not a lubricant.
by trinii1 September 25, 2014
mugGet the sleazy jellyfishmug.

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