Jan Oblak of Atletico de Madrid is the best goalkeeper to ever play the game. He is also the idol of many in Slovenia 🇸🇮. Jan Oblak also has the sexiest beard of all time and is the only valid ginger.
Ali : Remember when Jan Oblak The Best Goalkeeper ever won the ballondor A award given to the best player in 2021
A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved
A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved
by Atletifan173 June 22, 2021

My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)
by Fvckingagoat November 23, 2021

The 1960’s Music duo consisting of Jan Berry and Dean Torrence. They are known for their surfing music that Brian Wilson helped write for them. Before surf music, the duo preformed many doo-wop songs, mist notably “Baby Talk” in 1959.
by Haileymusic16 April 22, 2020

1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-
Jan 29
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-
Jan 29
by Bee 🔪 March 4, 2022

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by ZiLemon September 21, 2017

Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.
by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021
