Jan Oblak

Jan Oblak of Atletico de Madrid is the best goalkeeper to ever play the game. He is also the idol of many in Slovenia 🇸🇮. Jan Oblak also has the sexiest beard of all time and is the only valid ginger.

Ali : Remember when Jan Oblak The Best Goalkeeper ever won the ballondor A award given to the best player in 2021
A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved

by Atletifan173 June 22, 2021

jan 24

My fucking b-day

My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)

by Fvckingagoat November 23, 2021

Jan and Dean

The 1960’s Music duo consisting of Jan Berry and Dean Torrence. They are known for their surfing music that Brian Wilson helped write for them. Before surf music, the duo preformed many doo-wop songs, mist notably “Baby Talk” in 1959.

Jan and Dean had many successful songs in the mid 60’s such as “Dead Man’s Curve” and “Surf City”.

by Haileymusic16 April 22, 2020

Jan 29

My birthday and national puzzle day

1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-

Jan 29

by Bee 🔪 March 4, 2022

Jan Maxim

jan maxim has a huge whopper xxl boeing 747 sized cock

jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock

by finnposter June 12, 2023

klaas-Jan

A Dutch idiot.

You see that guy over there? he's a total Klaas-Jan.

by ZiLemon September 21, 2017

Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.

When you see Jan-Michael, tell him has a friend in me.

by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021