by FTB689 September 5, 2020
Get the JPmug. 
To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
Get the JP the Shittermug. by Bartholomew6969 March 26, 2022
Get the JPmug. Jp is a thurl ass nigga that dont do shit to nobody. But soon as you backdoor him thats when you fucked up. He makes you fall inlove wit him just by eye contact. He’s funny & cute. He can never be a reese.
Ruben:Yo bro you met Jp?
Sahn:Yea he thurl ashit
Random girl: omg you seen jp?
Random girl 2: yess girl, he’s soo cute
Sahn:Yea he thurl ashit
Random girl: omg you seen jp?
Random girl 2: yess girl, he’s soo cute
by jortiz24_ November 21, 2021
Get the JPmug. some guy who likes to look up gay definitions on this gay website who also likes dick up the butt from asians and blacks most likely tigre woods he loves the song black and yellow
by Pseudonyum March 5, 2011
Get the JP spillermug. 