a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
by jonnylover92 November 6, 2011

Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬
by _.vibe._ June 23, 2021

by Miner115 November 11, 2022

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.
by Bumty July 2, 2023

A Jonny Bluntz is indescribable . It isnt just a name ... Its a lifestyle. I mean who can wear all white swaggy clothing and full of gold but still get no pussy?
by lowkeyrossetto July 7, 2016

by creamkebab April 25, 2019

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
