Instagram roach

A person who uses the app to get more likes and followers / a female who thinks they are the shit because they get a lot of Ig Likes

She's such an Instagram roach for using the app

by Scrub ass females August 5, 2016

Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021

instagram makeup

The super extra make up that include rainbow eyeliner, awkwardly colorful eyeshadow etc.

I would wear instagram makeup at school, but I don't want to wake up at 4 in the morning to do it.

by Xos der June 3, 2017

Instagram Warrior

An Instagram warrior is usually a female who will appear very good looking on their Instagram account. With lots of photos of themselves and lots of followers. When, in reality, they are often ugly in person with an awful personality. Easily confused with a catfish but the key difference is a catfish pretends to be a completely different person, but an ig warrior just makes themself look a lot better and different to how they actually are.

"Howay man, a good looking lass is in my dms"
"Be careful mate she looks like she could be an Instagram warrior

by Willy Bagnall December 1, 2019

Instagram Ads

Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the “free trial” bullshit. This is why you don’t advertise apps on mf Instagram

Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best

Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me 😍😍

by Dat_Boi33 March 27, 2019

Instagram offical

The first time a couple posts a picture together on instagram. The couples relationship is now common knowledge.

They're instagram offical, now everyone knows about them.

by Tubezz January 8, 2017

instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.

"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?

by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014