by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 21, 2017
Get the kitchen soupmug. A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.
A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
by DewayneEstes February 26, 2011
Get the Kitchen Hippiemug. This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.
"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."
by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018
Get the kitchen sleepermug. For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
by lilcatfish May 20, 2014
Get the night kitchenmug. When homeless people partake in sexual activity in a car.
Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.
Some times leaving behind items like new born babies and/or dead mice in used condoms.
Ryan: Why does it smell like alcohol and dirty pussy in here?
Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.
Jim: GOD DAMN IT THOSE HOBOS HAD ANOTHER SOUP KITCHEN IN MY PRIUS.
by illeppilifttam August 7, 2010
Get the Soup Kitchenmug. a derogatory term used to describe a woman. similar to hooker, bitch, wench. often used with the term 'make me a sandwich'
by PenellyElly January 20, 2011
Get the Go to the Kitchenmug. If a woman keeps her pussy in a neat/tidy state in regards to pubic hair. Does not necessarily mean hairless in that region but can often mean that.
by mojario May 20, 2007
Get the clean kitchenmug.