The “blanket incident”

The act of giving a handjob under a blanket while you are in a room filled with other people.

Yesterday, Sophia was involved in the “blanket incident”

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020

Family guy pipeline incident

The Family Guy Pipeline Incident is a "related search" algorithm glitch on TikTok started by Family Guy clip accounts that used oddly satisfying videos of a metal pipe being filled with cigarettes and carrots, purportedly to avoid copyright strikes. Due to both visuals of the Family Guy clip and the pipeline video in one TikTok video, the algorithm recommended the search query "family guy pipeline incident" in the comment section. This started in mid-November 2022 and garnered interest as to what the algorithm-invented "incident" was.

The "Family Guy Pipeline Incident" then became associated with a trend called Family Guy Jumpscares, referring to a phenomenon on TikTok when parody Family Guy clip channels added random jumpscares of creepy imagery into the seemingly innocent videos to catch the viewer off guard. The bait-and-switch media trend became prominent in late 2022 and ultimately made fun of the secondary "ADHD video" underneath most Family Guy clips, often showing mobile app gameplay or ASMR adjacent content.

-Have you seen these Family Guy videos on tiktok with them pipelines getting fixed at the bottom? They are defined to be "The Family Guy pipeline incident" videos
-Oh yea, many times.

by vasonesiku December 13, 2022

Incineroar

If you a chad and a cat where to fuck each other, this would be the result. It’s a fire and dark type Pokémon with insane strength but it’s very slow. He also appears in super smash bros ultimate as fighter #69 haha funny number

Incineroar is a beast and you all know it

by My ass October 3, 2020

Global Defense Inititive

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs the Brotherhood of Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins May 3, 2005

kool-aid incident

An episode of anxiety, outrage, anger, or extreme stress where one could potentially go through the wall, as would the Kool-Aid man himself.

Wow, did you see Mikey flip out? He really had a kool-aid incident!

by Frank E. M. White September 2, 2006

zombie defense initiative (ZDI)

Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster
Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program
Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:
ZDI-Boston University
ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison
ZDI-Colby
ZDI-Fairfield University
ZDI-Central Connecticut State University
ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam
ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton
ZDI-Johns Hopkins University
ZDI-University of Pittsburgh
ZDI-Northeastern University
ZDI-Albion
ZDI-Wagner
ZDI-Michigan State
ZDI-SUNY Albany
ZDI-Temple
ZDI-Hobart & William Smith
ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)
ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)
ZDI-Acadia

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

by Smittzmcgee December 14, 2008

incitatus

Incitatus is a term used to describe a man with a non-functioning, and oft-times small, penis. Derrived from the famous Greek eunuch incitales.

In the ARG community, incitatus is a common slang, used to insult someone who is being boasting about lies.

A very unsatisfied lady said to her new boyfriend, "That Chuck, he's such an incitatus!"

Stop blathering, you're being an incitatus!

by Mark H o son June 11, 2006