Basement Dweller

Someone such as yourself, who sits in their mothers basement all day staring at e621 and eating Doritos® Tangy Cheese Flavour.
- Do you know Josh?
- Yeah, he’s such a basement dweller.
- Shame we haven’t seen him leave that house in months.
by adynburdd June 26, 2021
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Out of the basement

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide
Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!
by Explicit folly January 27, 2011
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Basement Waterproofing

To permanently eliminate water seepage in your foundation, crawlspace, or basement.

repair options

1. Water management
2. Excavatiion
3. Replace foundation
We had a Water Management system installed as our Basement Waterproofing. Other companies wanted to excavate around our entire home.
by Paul J. Thornton October 7, 2007
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Dark basement

A place where all the communistic political imps and Hollywood propagandists meet an discuss new and more deviant ways to screw Americans out of a free society.
Obama an hilary have spent muchos hours in the dark basement with their master the antichrist plotting the destruction of western society
by yotaterds January 13, 2021
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Basement Show

A party drink designed for consumption at live music shows in some kid's basement. Pour a 40 (preferably Colt 45) into a tall glass. Next drop in a shot of cheap whiskey. Pound the drink and chase it with a large gulp of Sparks.
"Mike was dead sober until he downed that Basement Show and started wilin' out"
by Reid&Jeb February 27, 2009
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Dirt Basement

A sexual position wherein the dominant partner defecates first on the floor. The dominant partner then receives oral gratification from the submissive partner, while the submissive partner is forced to sit or kneel in the excrement of the dominant partner.

**Translated for the thick: Dude shits on the floor, makes his girl suck him off while she sits in a pile of his shit.**
I needed to shit, I needed to cum-- so I got a little brave and we hit the ol' Dirt Basement.
by ditr0ne April 3, 2010
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basement dj

When a girl rubs the crotch of her boyfriend/husband/etc. or herself in the manner that's similar to scratching a turntable.
Damn, she started working it like a basement dj right in the movie theater!
by Johnnyvegas2000 July 2, 2008
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