by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018
Get the Houstonmug. by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
Get the Houston Kool Aidmug. Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.
by Estebe January 17, 2025
Get the Houston Hotpotmug. The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.
by G81 May 5, 2021
Get the Standby Houstonmug. by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021
Get the Logan houstonmug. The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me
by Aggieelmore July 24, 2023
Get the Houston Astro’dmug. by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022
Get the Houstonmug.