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Houdini Ambush

The act of fucking a girl doggie style while having a friend watch porn in a closet that you are facing. when your friend is ready to bust have him knock on the door. once you are also ready to go, pull out, spit on her back, and yell. Your friend will come out of the closet while the girl turns around and you nut in her face. when she turns away from you your friend will be right behind her and will ambush her with a nut shot.
Man me and my buddy houdini ambushed that bitch so bad last night, she never knew what was coming
by Chris Daughtry January 21, 2014
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houdini shit

(doors slams by itself)

Man: O hell no dats some houdini shit
by adrian kilpat. July 5, 2009
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conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.
Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.
by theorgasmingnun July 8, 2009
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the hairy Houdini

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.
Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?
by Leontiev April 18, 2016
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the harry houdini

a sexual act that occurs when a man is banging a girl from behind and as he is about to blow his load he spits on her back, she turns around and the actual jizz is shot in her eye. she thought the spit was the jizz making it quite the magic trick.
I just pulled the harry houdini on that trick.
by Welldo January 9, 2009
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Houdini a bitch

When you are fucking a chick in the pitch black and you excuse yourself for a second, while quietly letting your friend to come into the room and finish the job as you walk outside and wave to her through the window.
Dude last night me and Kyle finally got to Houdini a bitch.
by Urbanman10 October 30, 2016
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houdini

dope (especially meth) that disappears hella quick like houdini tha magician
i put a fat shard in the pipe i took one small ass hit nd it was thru dats sum houdini shit
by ANI FUCKING ASSASIN January 20, 2009
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