conversational Houdini

When the person you are talking to via text/msn suddenly disappears, or constantly disappears and re-appears, without offering any explanation. Basically, when the conversation is so damn boring they don't care about manners, and bail ship.

Girl 1: God, like, Colm is so totally boring.
Girl 2: Yeah, we were on msn last night, I pulled a conversational Houdini after about 5 mins and didn't even change my status.

by theorgasmingnun July 8, 2009

The Houdini

(two guys needed) Be fucking your girl doggy style and make sure she is facing a window, Pull out and tell your guy friend to push in, make sure she does not know the other guy is there. Then run around to the outside of the window she is facing and scream "Ta-Da!"

Dude Amanda didn't know I did The Houdini to her, but when she found out she freaked!

by Opus_Jr August 15, 2015

the harry houdini

a sexual act that occurs when a man is banging a girl from behind and as he is about to blow his load he spits on her back, she turns around and the actual jizz is shot in her eye. she thought the spit was the jizz making it quite the magic trick.

I just pulled the harry houdini on that trick.

by Welldo January 9, 2009

the hairy Houdini

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.

Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?

by Leontiev April 18, 2016

Houdini, The

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.

Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.

by Smythe February 28, 2003

dirty raspberry houdini swirl

A combination of a dirty houdini and a raspberry swirl, this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.

A dirty raspberry houdini swirl is the funniest thing anyone could ever do to a girl.

by JC Lisbon May 2, 2005

Houdini

To fuck a girl in the ass, near a window.
A friend of yours hides under the bed nearby.
You tell the girl you're going to pull out for a moment.
You're friend takes your place behind the girl.
You exit the building, and walk around so that you're visible from the window.
you wave to the girl from outside who (if timed correctly) will be reaching orgasm.

Guy: Hey man, i need your help.
Friend: What's up?
Guy: I want to Houdini my girl.
Friend: Yeah, I'll help you!
Guy: I can't wait to see her face!

by Austin Peirce January 11, 2008