Hating on 11

When someone is hating more than usual. Measuring that hate on a scale of 1-10, they’re at an 11.

Person 1: You suck, you got hella lucky.

Person 2: lmao you really be hating on 11

by Semi-black February 27, 2019

slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.

by Pedro Dido February 10, 2010

Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.

1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"

by Slokums June 3, 2010

iced hating

Gossiping over iced coffees

Let's go iced hating tomorrow, yeh?

by kwlgal December 18, 2016

Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017

Interpretive hearing

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.

Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!

by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018