Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.

Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.

by Dirky D. April 02, 2018

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Have a winnie

1. To defecate.
2. To poo

"I'll be back in a moment, I need to have a winnie

by LemonySnickets January 02, 2021

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having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

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have a medal

-a flippant remark said to someone who has acheived a pathetic result in something
-a sarcastic form of congratulating someone
-said after someone does something that is embarrassing but thoughtful; a sexual innuendo, meaning that there is some kind of prize or compensation for doing something so humiliating or amusing.
-code for sexual favours or repayment for something in the form of sex. anal or normal.

-(flippant remark)after someone tripped over tying their shoelace: have a medal.
-(sexual innuendo)someone has spent two hours sorting paperwork just so that they can talk to you or see you at a later date: have a medal

by ClaudiaJohn March 15, 2007

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