have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

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have a ring

More intense than having a bone for a girl, having a ring is the position of being so infatuated that you would marry a girl if he is given a chance

Dude, my roomate would totally have a ring for this chick at school, like damn, he was on knee.

by CSALSO December 03, 2007

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An Australian term which means to pee.

Hold on mate, I'll be back soon, I just need to have a slash

by PlumBum82 April 26, 2019

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1. To defecate.
2. To poo

by LemonySnickets January 02, 2021

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The act of gay sex between two extremely homosexual football players.

“Hey cunt, wanna have a kick?”
“Yeah mate!”
*gay sex*

by ihaveaUTI August 29, 2020

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Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.

Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.

by Rhettjeppson February 03, 2016

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Happy having means to have sex with the same gender

Boy: Am goin to do happy having on you
Other boy: Cool

by Jojofan08 October 26, 2019

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