Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

Jewish Handshake

The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.

I gave my brother a jewish handshake when he ate my last golden oreo.

by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019

Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008

brooklyn handshake

When someone walks by a man and grabs his penis and shakes it up and down like a handshake.

Guy 1: Last night I got out of the shower and my wife grabbed my dick and gave me a Brooklyn Handshake.

Guy 2: Awesome, man!

by Mr. CharLIT October 31, 2017

Rikers Handshake

The greeting a new guy gets as an inmate at the prison on Rikers Island, NYC; in other words, he is sodomized.

"Did you hear what happened to Joey? They gave him the Rikers Handshake!" "Oh, man...!"

by Doesn't Shake Hands November 6, 2011

gay handshake

A social faux pas in which you stroke the other party's palm with your index finger during a normal handshake. Can be seen as a sexual advance and it just feels really creepy. Go ahead, try it on someone.

The dignitaries at the UN were disgusted when Tom stealthily caressed the Japanese ambassador's hand with a gay handshake.

by Wingman, 1st Degree August 7, 2006

Irish Handshake

To greet someone by approaching them, and giving them a backhanded slap across the face.

Give him an irish handshake and he'll shutup

by BHN May 1, 2006