(noun)
A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.
The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.
The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 8, 2024
Get the Hail Mary Parademug. friend 1- " want to go to the strillers tonight?
Friendd 2- "yeah but the strippers are shit. i will just have to make it hail"
Friend 1- slags
Friendd 2- "yeah but the strippers are shit. i will just have to make it hail"
Friend 1- slags
by lacwfxx February 1, 2015
Get the make it hailmug. I know DIppin' Dots hail is just frozen water droplets, but they probably taste better than their birthday cake flavor.
by guy from the twin cities April 21, 2023
Get the Dippin' Dots Hailmug. Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*
by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021
Get the Facial Hailmug. by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 5, 2023
Get the Seig hailmug. by HailHydra5517 August 18, 2023
Get the Homewood Hail Hydrasmug. What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
Get the An Hail Mary Dynamitemug.