Hot Pocketing

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

by Stephan February 26, 2005

Ohio style hot pocket

An ohio style hot pocket is this and only this. None of the other ones are true. You take a condum and you shit in it, then you cum and piss in it and tie it up. Then you throw it at a car or house or a person et cetra.

I threw an ohio style hot pocket at this dicks house because he made me mad.

by -Jacob- March 28, 2008

hot pocketing

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.

I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

Hot pocket

You are special a one of a kind

Ouuuuu gurl you looking like a hot pocket.

by Slangerdanggger5000 June 6, 2020

Hot pocket

Sexy or very cute small gay man. Typically under 5'6" tall & thin or very fit. Cute compact gay

Check out that hot pocket. I think I'll stick him in my pocket and take him home.

by The Blonde One June 15, 2020

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017