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Oklahoma Hot Pocket

When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.

Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.
She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.
by Laserous65 May 16, 2016
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virginia hot pocket

The act of shitting in someones vagina and then bang the vagina.
Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.

I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.
by Teacher0209 January 9, 2014
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Hot Pocket jizz

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket
Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.
Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
by The Pee Man March 28, 2019
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nigga hot pocket

when a guy shoves a basketball into a girls vagina, steals her handbag, loses custody of his child, and then gets shot by the police
daquavius gave lamonda a nigga hot pocket
rip he died a good death
by anonymous October 7, 2023
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Cambodian hot pocket

When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex
by magic mahoney April 17, 2020
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