grum

Combination grim and glum

Don't be so grum, chum.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

grumble cakes

1. Something a girl possesses that is strongly desired by others, esp. Strong Bad
2. A Number One Hit Single by Strong Bad

"Girl, gimme those grumble cakes!"
- "Grumble Cakes" by Strong Bad

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

grummy

Describes food so tasty that one growls when eating it.

Maurice the Cat says, "Cat Chow is sooooo grummy!"

by youngtorch May 25, 2007

grumma

Grumma means idiot. Anyone called a Grumma is an idiot.

That boy is such a grumma

by eb19 April 26, 2006

grum

The white pasty dicharge found on the labia of an arroused vagina

after fingering her, my hang was covered in grum

by bucksatan March 25, 2005

GrumbleBoat

used to describe either;
a) a male/female with an horrificly ugly face or
b) someone with an angry face similar to a gurn

derived from two seperate cockney rhyming phrases;
1)Grumble=Grumble and Grunt=Cunt
2)Boat=Boat Race=Face
so the translation is clearly cuntface...

'look at the GrumbleBoat on that...she was grim!'

'That dude was livid, he had a proper GrumbleBoat on him'

by grumble-love July 15, 2009

Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010