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gronk

australian slang. a simple but effective insult, referring to someone who is severely intellectually deficient, with often the additional connotation of also being a bum, bogan, eshay or similar. like an extreme version of a doofus.

words such as “cunt” (a more mild use) or “dog” (a more hurtful and aggressive use) can follow for emphasis, as “gronk cunt” or “gronk dog”, the latter of which is usually uttered minutes before a fight ensues, between (often under the influence of drugs or alcohol) bogans or eshays of no particular age demographic.
after your mate does something stupid that has negative consequences for the group:
“you fuckin gronk!”
by a screaming baby goat March 21, 2025
mugGet the gronkmug.
if someone says this to you then you are the true king of the ancient colony of the sigma skibidi rizzlers and you have unlimited rizz. you have so much rizz that you can rizz up a level 5 gyatt!!
You are skibidi sigma grimace shake kai cenat duke dennis baby gronk level 5 gyatt alpha rizzler!! Omg ur so rizzy 😍😍.
mugGet the skibidi sigma grimace shake kai cenat duke dennis baby gronk level 5 gyatt alpha rizzlermug.

gettin gronk

Living life to the fullest in a carefree manner, like a Big Kid without a care in the world. Partying on a whole Nother level. Having a Mutha Fuckin Hella Good Ass Time! "In Honor of the newly retired future Hall of Famer #87 from Beantown. " Y'all Already Know!
"Are y'all hittin da club up tonight? " "Shit we ain't hittin da club up. We tearin the Ass out that Bitch...We GETTIN GRONK IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA"!!!!!!!!!
by Jdilla March 25, 2019
mugGet the gettin gronkmug.

Gronk

It is a insult commonly used between students at Te Puke high school
"Fuck off yah Gronk"
"look at Rangitawhai amd Joe they're such Gronks"
by grotty.knot May 25, 2020
mugGet the Gronkmug.

Clueless Gronk

Marley is a clueless gronk with no sense of academic skills and she’s mad her bestie got a fatter ass
by anonymous March 11, 2023
mugGet the Clueless Gronkmug.
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug.
i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug.

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