Inverted Grizzly

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that It has hair on the inside as well.

A: I almost got laid last night, but had to get the fuck out when she took off her pants.
B: Why? She have a penis?
A: No, Inverted Grizzly.
B: Oh, snap.

by odInsanity March 26, 2009

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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.

Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010

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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.

Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010

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The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.

Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.

by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015